spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
im on a boat
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