all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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