Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
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