y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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