Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I wish you could order shots online.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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