I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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