i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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