All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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