They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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