He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
So apparently I’m into choking now
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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