I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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