the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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