your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
well you can't waste a boner
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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