Christians are straight up FREAKS
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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