You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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