So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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