no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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