toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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