Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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