yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
it's like iHOP with fire
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
