how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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