At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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