But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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