who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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