I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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