fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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