Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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