Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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