Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
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