I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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