Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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