It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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