I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Sex in the backyard? Check.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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