id be glad to
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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