He kissed a someone with a penis
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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