what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
We just shotgunned beers for America
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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