so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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