we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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