She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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