In the future we'll all be gay
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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