Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
