How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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