brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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