go do what you do best...puke behind churches
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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