ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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