I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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