separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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