I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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