When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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