none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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